I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

Where are you going? I didn't drive you there for nothing, so spread your beautiful legs wide

It's tight in the car, but the public streets this beauty refused to fuck

Call me what you want, but I gave it to the first man I met in my pussy

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

I don't have any money, but I'm not wearing any panties either — let me pay with my body

Any stranger girl would agree to stand up doggystyle... for money, of course

Fuck, I'll fuck you for money — I'll take off my condom and cum the fuck off

I will not include Morgenstern in the cab, but I will play with the pee

When you don't have a girlfriend, you can spend money on whores

My mother taught me to thank for help with money... or my crotch

To hell with romance — better take a picture of my pussy getting fucked

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

Will you take me for a ride in your car? And I'll show you my tits, or I'll put my ass on it

Want to ride in someone else's car? Sure, but sex first

Hey, girls, don't fuck in the cab, we'll be there soon

She saw a stranger jerking off and immediately decided to help the man

You'll make it to college, you'd better fuck your stepmother before she minds

Dude, your car is so cool, it makes me want to give you

I don't care about people, as long as it's warm and you can fuck on the ground

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

Did I give you a ride in the car? Now spread your beautiful legs and thank me

Here's what to get a girl to make the date end in anal